Hey, so you don't really know me and this might be weird but my name is Eve and I was wondering if you would be up for doing a threesome with a mutual friend, Danny Rand?
Danny boy and I don't get along very well. He loves Caitlin, I'm sure. Everyone loves her. But let's just say things were a little cold the last time he and I spoke.
Sorry but I’m totally not comfortable taking someone’s word on how rough to
be with someone else during sex. That’s just super bed sex etiquette. If
you want to participate and have us be rough with you or you be rough with
us that’s fine.
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Date: 2018-04-04 04:57 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2018-04-04 05:02 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2018-04-04 05:10 am (UTC)I don’t so timid. Unless someone’s into that, then I can do it really well.
A fair question which I am not unprepared for.
1) You know Danny and know that he wouldn’t be with someone if they weren’t at least a halfway decent person.
2) Totally willing to meet up beforehand for you to get more comfortable with me.
3) New people can be fun and full of potentially pleasant surprises.
4) I’m really fucking good at sex.
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Date: 2018-04-04 05:16 am (UTC)Danny boy and I don't get along very well. He loves Caitlin, I'm sure. Everyone loves her. But let's just say things were a little cold the last time he and I spoke.
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Date: 2018-04-04 05:19 am (UTC)Shit, did I message the wrong person?
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Date: 2018-04-04 05:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2018-04-04 05:24 am (UTC)Wait, hold on. You two share the same body? That’s...
Can you switch at will?
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Date: 2018-04-04 05:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2018-04-04 05:36 am (UTC)Sorry! I was just trying to figure out a way to include you but I should ask first... do you want to be included?
Friday evening, around 5. I can talk with her to set up details.
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Date: 2018-04-04 05:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2018-04-04 05:39 am (UTC)Oh I think so but not everyone is like that. But thank you for relating the message!
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Date: 2018-04-04 05:42 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2018-04-04 05:48 am (UTC)Sorry but I’m totally not comfortable taking someone’s word on how rough to be with someone else during sex. That’s just super bed sex etiquette. If you want to participate and have us be rough with you or you be rough with us that’s fine.
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Date: 2018-04-04 05:54 am (UTC)I like that you've got that for you. Caitlin will be there. Friday. Five. Is she meeting both of you at the dojo or one of your rooms?
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Date: 2018-04-04 05:59 am (UTC)At my room, I’ll send directions!
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Date: 2018-04-04 06:07 am (UTC)I'm sure she's excited.
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Date: 2018-04-04 12:56 pm (UTC)Thanks! You’re the best.